Saturday, July 30, 2011

Justin Timberlake Dons Puppet Costume, Creeps Around Comic-Con

As you might have expected, Justin Timberlake’s Comic-Con experience was the same blend of raw geekiness and amazing smooth-ity that makes him our fantasy nerd boyfriend. While at the convention last week promoting his upcoming sci-fi thriller In Time, the singer/actor teamed up with Esquire reporter Chris Jones to dole out secretly sexy hugs while dressed as Sesame Street characters. “If you were at Comic-Con yesterday, and you took a picture with a sketchy Bert and Ernie… I was Bert. Justin Timberlake was Ernie,” Jones tweeted afterwards. People probably should have been tipped off when they saw a generic Ernie costume at a sci-fi/fantasy convention. Or when that same Ernie started radiating such intense sexual mojo, any person wearing a sexy Storm Trooper costume lost consciousness.

“His idea. Also had Elmo and Cookie Monster available. We thought Bert and Ernie made for better bonding,” Jones revealed on Twitter. “I would pay good money to see the faces of the teenage girls who had no idea Justin Timberlake’s arm was wrapped around them.” Well, they were probably just happy to have anyone‘s arm wrapped around them. This is Comic-Con, after all.

Friday, July 29, 2011

18 Most Outrageous Pretty Reckless Moments

Taylor Momsen is like our wild little sister that storms out of the house wearing nothing but some goth inspired lingerie, coupled with a heavy dose of eye makeup and cruises off into the sunset with the much older bad boy in his Firebird. Don’t do it Tay, don’t go! But, wait…OMG our little sister isn’t so little anymore! Taylor turns the big 1-8 today.

In honor of officially being able to purchase the cigarettes she smokes onstage, we are presenting 18 of Taylor’s wildest stage moments. Get ready for lots grinding and lots of skin…LOTS. OF. SKIN.

Chord Overstreet Is Over Glee

While it seems like most of your Glee favorites are safe from the axe, there’s one singing stud that won’t be roaming the halls of McKinley High for much longer. After much speculation, fan uproar, and back and forth negotiations, it looks like Chord Overstreet has declined a chance at a recurring role as Sam Evans on the hit series. It’s rumored that the 22 year old star is unhappy that newcomer Darren Criss is getting promoted to series regular this fall, while his option was not picked. He would have to wait until the middle of the season for his chance to get the bump. Apparently this wasn’t a firm enough offer and he has decided to walk.

“We wanted him back because we like Chord personally and had some good stories planned for him and with Mercedes

Kristen Stewart Spills About Filming The Twi-Wedding

For most of us, just seeing her royal hotness Kristen Stewart in person would be cause enough for us to squee our polyester pants. But for some 6,000 lucky attendees at Comic-Con yesterday, the lady herself spilled about filming one of the most squee-worthy scene in the entire Twilight Saga: the wedding scene with vamp-love Robert Pattinson!

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Jon Hamm Will Be Really Handsome on IFC Now

It looks like we’re about to get a double dose of man-god Jon Hamm this January. Not only is it the much anticipated return of Mad Men, but the chiseled actor has a little something extra up his sleeve. Apparently his turns on SNL and in Bridesmaids have whetted his appetite for comedy, and he is joining the cast of David Cross’ The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, set to air its second season on the IFC. The series centers around Cross as a mailroom clerk who talks his way into running an English energy drink cooperation.

No word on the role he’s going to play, but considering the show is also written by Cross, and co-stars his Arrested Development pal Will Arnet, we have extremely high hopes for the show. It’s a shame it’s only six episodes a season! But still there’s more coming up for the Mad Man. He’s reportedly attached to an upcoming Judd Apatow comedy co-starring Melissa McCarthy. What a Hamm! (

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Lindsay Lohan Served With Teeny, Tiny Lawsuit

If we’re supposed to be impressed by Lindsay Lohan’s lawsuit de jour, the plaintiff is really going to have to up the ante. Stephen Clark filed a small claims court lawsuit against Lilo today, claiming that the actress never paid him for his work installing her stereo equipment. The sum total of the lawsuit? $1,180. Jeeeeeeez, Clark, this is the kind of lawsuit Lohan dealt with in grade school. This woman took on E

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Justin Bieber And Dad Share A Beautiful Tattoo-Related Moment

While most of us screamed at our parents for refusing to let us get that sweet dragon inked onto our lower backs (in retrospect, thanks Dad!), Justin Bieber’s tattoo is such an awesome idea, his dad Jeremy opted to get a matching one in the exact same place. Earlier today, The Justin Bieber Shrine posted photos of a very special father-son ink session that took place back in May, just in time for Justin and Selena Gomez to spend their vacation in Hawaii. We probably should have know from all the macking it in Maui that Justin’s dad was a “cool dad,” but now we have proof you can only get removed with a laser.

Their identical tattoo is allegedly Hebrew for “Jesus,” and as you can see from the full set of pictures, Bieber looks more than a little scared to be under the needle. We know he’s a mature young man and has parental consent and so on and so forth, but does anyone else think the more ink Justin gets, the younger he looks? This is unsettlingly like watching a toddler getting a Mike Tyson face tatt.

Crystal Harris Gets Candid About Split With Hugh Hefner

LOS ANGELES, Calif. --
“Runaway bride” Crystal Harris is coming clean about her June split with Hugh Hefner.
“I got cold feet,” she told Billy Bush and guest co-host Kate Walsh on Tuesday’s Access Hollywood Live.
“Over time I just realized it wasn’t for me, it was all happening so fast,” Crystal said of her planned wedding to the Playboy founder.
Though she was dubbed a “runaway bride” on the cover of Playboy, the blonde Playmate said the men’s magazine mogul was aware that she was leaving.
“I actually spoke to Hef about it before I left and we both came to the decision that

Tarvaris Jackson is getting a scratch


The Seahawks are saying that Tarvaris Jackson and Charlie Whitehurst is on an equal footing. ESPN.com reports Jackson will earn $ 8 million over the next two seasons in Seattle.

It's a better deal than we expected, and it happens to be almost identical to the contract Whitehurst.
You could argue that Jackson has a head start on Whitehurst because he played for the Seahawks coordinator Darrell Bevel. In fact, we just made that argument. It was fun.